Your escape, planned in one sitting

The Jailbreak

One hour with the guy who ran his corporate jobs — plural (!!) — from 40+ countries, undetected. We run the full checklist against your job, your gear, your route. You leave with the escape planned, de-risked, and scheduled.

Then a 20-minute check-in a month later, once you're moving.

Get the Jailbreak — $500

Pick the hour. Leave with the plan. Vanish before your next performance review.

The people who get caught all make the same five mistakes.

"I'll just use a VPN" is the belief that gets people fired.

01
"How would they even know?"Datacenter-IP flags, DPI, WiFi-network geolocation, impossible-travel alerts — and the personal phone quietly selling you out the whole time.
02
"I'm under 183 days, so I'm fine.""Under 183 days = fine" conflates the tax test with the tourist-visa work problem. One is money. The other is a ban.
03
"My job's fully remote — I'm good."Not every remote job can go stealth. MDM, forced VPN-in, geofencing — we read YOUR employer's stack before you bet your paycheck on it.
04
"It's so much cheaper over there."The arbitrage math, the buffer, the rent rule — so one bad month abroad doesn't send you home broke.
05
"I'll finally feel free out there."The one nobody sells against: what the road does to your head, and how to build a life out there instead of a lonely loop.

One hour. The whole checklist. Your plan, not a template.

This is a working session, not a consultation-flavored pitch.

The checklist, run live against your situationGear and router config for your employer's stack · the which-job risk read · timezone tells and the phone leak · tax and visa flags for your route · runway math · your cover story.

The Escape FileEverything we decide, written: your punch-list, your gear order, your route, your story. It's the plan you execute the moment we hang up.

The recordingRewatch any step while you set it up.

The 30-day check-inTwenty minutes once you're in motion — course-correct, then go be gone.

Straight answers.

Is this even legal?

Working a remote job while traveling isn't a crime. Working on the wrong visa, or misreading tax residency, can be a real problem — which is exactly why gaps 02 and 03 are on the checklist. We map YOUR risks honestly instead of pretending there are none.

Do you guarantee I won't get caught?

No. Nobody can, and anyone who says otherwise is selling you a fantasy. What I guarantee is that you'll stop making the five mistakes that catch almost everyone, and you'll know exactly which risks remain — so the ones you take are chosen, not stumbled into. If you need certainty, don't do this. This is a move for people with nerve.

What if my job turns out to be un-stealthable?

Then you find out in one hour instead of one firing. You leave with the disqualifier named, and the plan for landing a job that CAN go stealth — the which-job read works in both directions.

How fast can this happen?

Book below; most weeks have slots within days. Reschedule up to 24 hours out. Many people are wheels-up within 90 days.

What do you need from me?

Ten minutes of intake when you book: your employer's tech stack as far as you know it, the gear you own, where you want to go, and when. I do the homework before we talk.

Who this is not for

No remote job yet? Don't buy this — grab the Offer Accelerator first. The whole job-search automation system — normally $97, but I'm feeling generous, so it's yours free.

Need a guarantee, a permission slip, or someone to blame? Also not for you. This is a consultation on capability and viability — the risk, like the life, stays yours.

~~$750~~ $500

Founding rate for the first ten — enter code FOUNDING at checkout. After that, it's $750.

Built from four years of doing this for real — 40+ countries, multiple corporate paychecks (sometimes at once), zero detections.